it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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