This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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