Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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