: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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