So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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