Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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