and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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