He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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