they need to just BURY HIM!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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