guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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