I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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