You just made me feel so damn special
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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