Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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