so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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