dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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