Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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