Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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