Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It's just like the Real World with babies
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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