i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Are we still banned from the library?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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