Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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