I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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