There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you traded sex for a burrito?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm sobbing to NWA
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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