i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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