His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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