Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I smell stomach acid.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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