I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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