Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
