you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
false alarm. still invincible.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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