Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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