Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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