No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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