She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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