I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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