Tell her she can't have a vagina
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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