so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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