Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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