i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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