But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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