god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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