dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Let's paint friendship bongs
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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