dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
It's Friday. Sex?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
this hospital has no fireball
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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