You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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