i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
