just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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