i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
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Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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