I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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