I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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