I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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