Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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