Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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