just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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