..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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