I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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