Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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