If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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