that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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