We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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