so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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