did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
