no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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